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Horoscopes (March 3-9)

Pisces: February 19- March 20 You have finally figured out the math! Now, if only you can remember all the formulas for the test. Memory may become a problem. Aries: March 21- April 19 Your clumsiness may save your life today! Dodging is now your new skill! Taurus may want to learn it as well. […]

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Horoscopes (Feb. 26 – March 4)

Pisces: Feb. 19- March 20 A challenge shall be given to you this week. You have accepted. Remember to bring the giant net for the glowing monkeys, which can now fly. Aries: March 21- April 19 You have been gifted a joke book! Getting the most laughs will amuse you, especially if they actually do […]

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Horoscopes: Feb. 12 – Feb. 18

Aquarius: Jan. 20 – Feb. 18 Today is your day. Yes, this Valentine’s week has been made- yes made- just for you! Including that giant chocolate heart hiding under the table- wait, no it wasn’t just a giant chocolate heart, appears you have a secret admirer. Pisces: Feb. 19 – March 20 For some strange […]

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Horoscopes (Feb. 5 – 11)

Aquarius: January 20- February 18 You have no worries for the week. Sure, there is a giant mid-term heading your way, but you’ve got it covered. You planned well, lucky for you. Pisces: February 19- March 20 You are trying to gather as much information as possible. Sadly, when you look at the test you […]