Gemini: May 21- June 21
The finals are here! Yes, they have come with many warnings, and are at the door! Luckily, by much arguing with yourself, you have been studying long and hard for these pesky finals.
Cancer: June 22- July 22
Summer is just around the corner, and finals are catching up to you. Luckily, you know Scorpio has Extreme Study Skills. You will wonder why Scorpio has hands over their ears, but then again, you might also wonder about butterfly nets.
Leo: July 23- Aug. 22
Ah, the glorious days before summer. Scrambling for study notes, freaking out by not finding your pencil, which you swear was in there yesterday, sprinting to that class room at the other end of the whole entire campus… Oh the joy of the nice sunny weather!
Virgo: Aug. 23- Sept. 22
You are memorizing all the plant names. Yes, all of them, and in Latin too. You may end up speaking only Latin Plant Names for the entire day, but it will be worth acing that plant-naming final!
Libra: Sept. 23- Oct. 22
You have been saved from the clown! Now, you are studying for your extremely over-the-top calculus class. All the many numbers, formulas, and equations with numbers, letters, and those weird symbol-things! Good luck, Libra.
Scorpio: Oct. 23- Nov. 21
You have used your Extreme Study Skills of Extremely Studying to the max! Yes, your head is now stuffed with information. Trying to keep it in there for your class? Try covering your ears, supposedly information can leak out of them.
Sagittarius: Nov. 22- Dec. 21
Instead of playing with bows and arrows, you have decided to understand your study guide by asking Scorpio. You did not realize it would involve keeping Leo away from a clown in a tiny go-cart. At least you might understand quantum physics — okay, you will never truly understand quantum physics, but it was worth a try, right?
Capricorn: Dec. 22- Jan. 19
You have made a huge mistake! You only have the study guide for the other final for tomorrow, instead of today’s! Run, run to the printing machines as fast as you can!
Aquarius: Jan. 20- Feb. 18
You have studied, you know the answers, and when the finals came, you knew exactly where they were. Aren’t you lucky? Today, you may feel far better than the other person running after papers with a butterfly net.
Pisces: Feb.19- March 20
Oh no! Those paper monsters have caught up to you! You really do need to learn scheduling tips. The finals have come- and you’re definitely not ready.
Aries: March 21- April 19
You tripped on a bunch of papers. Your study guide is now flying into the wind. Steal Capricorn’s butterfly net and catch them before they race off to the fountain!
Taurus: April 20- May 20
You have learned how to speed study. Yes, a vital gift this speed studying, and you have been lucky to be gifted it. Good thing, that final you thought was tomorrow is actually today.